DONE-FOR-YOU AI AGENTS · SHIPPED IN 14 DAYS

Your ops,
handled by agents.
Live in 14 days.

Custom AI agents that handle your sales outreach, customer support, and ops workflows — built and deployed for your business. Not a template you configure yourself.

14-DAY GUARANTEEREFUND IF WE MISSNO RETAINER
eddie-sales-agent.log● RUNNING
agent
197+
agents shipped
14d
avg delivery
99.9%
uptime across fleet
24/7
no sick days, ever
THE PROBLEM

You're paying human rates for robot work.

The work is repetitive. The cost isn't. Most operators know what should be automated — they just don't have the team, time, or tooling to ship it.

01

Too much admin, not enough building.

Repetitive tasks eat 15–20 hours a week. Responding to the same questions, updating spreadsheets, chasing invoices. It doesn't scale, and it's not what you're good at.

— avg 18h/wk lost to manual ops
02

You're stuck doing $15/hr work.

Every hour in the weeds is an hour not landing deals, building product, or talking to customers. Founders lose up to 40% of their week to work that shouldn't touch them.

— 40% of founder time, mispriced
03

Hiring is too expensive, too slow, too early.

A single ops hire runs ~$7.5K/mo fully loaded. Add benefits, management, and 3-month ramp. Most operators can't justify it — and by the time they can, they've burned a year.

— $90K/yr + 3mo ramp, per seat
THE MATH

Human hire, or agentcrunch.

Verified across 50+ deployments, April 2026. The comparison isn't close — and it keeps widening as agents compound on the work.

METRIC

What you measure

OPTION A

Traditional hire

OPTION B

agentcrunch agent

Monthly cost
$7,500+/mo
$500–$2K/mo
Time to deploy
6–12 weeks
14 days, guaranteed
Hours available
40 h/week
24/7, no limits
Scales with volume
Hire more people
Instant, zero cost
Sick days, turnover
Yes. Often.
Never. 99.9% uptime.
Onboarding
1–3 months
Running day 1
Year 1 cost
$90,000+
$10K–$24K
YEAR-1 SAVINGS — $66K–$80K PER SEAT REPLACEDOWNERSHIP — THE AGENT IS YOURS
THE ROSTER

One team. Five agents. No hiring.

Each agent is purpose-built for your business. Not a chatbot you configure — a system we design, build, and hand off running on day 14.

S
SALES — OUTBOUND + INBOUND

Closes meetings while you sleep.

Prospecting, personalized outreach, follow-up sequences, objection handling. Connected to your CRM, calendar, and inbox. Drops booked meetings straight onto your calendar.

23meetings booked / week
C
SUPPORT

80% of tickets never reach you.

Answers questions, processes returns, updates customers. Escalates only what actually needs a human.

80%auto-resolved
W
CONTENT

12+ posts a week. Zero effort.

Research, write, schedule, publish. Trained on your voice across LinkedIn, email, and blog.

12+pieces / week
O
OPERATIONS

40 hours handed back every week.

Data entry, reporting, inventory syncs, supplier follow-ups. Runs on a schedule. Never forgets.

40hsaved / week avg
A
ANALYTICS

7AM briefing. Every morning.

Pulls from Shopify, Meta, Amazon, and Google. Synthesizes what matters so you don't have to.

07:00daily brief, untouched
LIVE DEMO · AGENT-IN-ACTION

Watch an agent do real work.

Pick a scenario. We'll step you through exactly what an agent does — the tools it calls, the decisions it makes, and the outcome on the other side. This is a representative run, not a marketing reel.

TRIGGER ›New inbound lead from /demo form
01Enrich the leadclearbit + hubspot○ IDLE
02Draft personalized replygpt + gmail○ IDLE
03Propose meeting timescalendar○ IDLE
04Send + loggmail + hubspot○ IDLE

Context

nameMorgan Reyes
companyNorthlake HVAC
tierSMB

Outcome

READY TO RUN

What you'd see in prod

Dashboard · Slack notifications · Weekly report · Full audit log
AGENTCRUNCH · REPLAY
THE PROCESS

Live in 14 days. Guaranteed.

We've shipped this 197 times. You show up for two calls — we handle the rest. If we miss the deadline on our end, you get a full refund.

DAY 1 · 45 MIN

Discovery call

We map your workflows, identify the highest-leverage automation targets, and spec out your agent stack.

YOU + US
DAY 2–12 · FULLY MANAGED

We build it.

Our team designs, builds, tests, and integrates your agents. You approve the spec; we ship the system.

JUST US
DAY 14 · LIVE

Handoff & run.

Your agents go live. We walk you through the dashboard, set up monitoring, and stay on for 30–90 days of tuning.

OPERATIONAL
Miss the 14-day mark on our side, full refund.We've never had to issue one.
See how we'd scope yours →
QUESTIONS WE ACTUALLY GET

Answered, no hedging.

14 days from the end of your discovery call to live deployment. That's the guarantee — if we miss it for any reason on our end, you get a full refund. We've run this process 197 times and never missed a deadline.

Zero. You don't touch code. You don't configure anything. You show up for the discovery call, approve the spec, and we hand you a running system. The only thing you do is give us access to your tools — we walk you through every step.

Everything your business already uses. Shopify, Amazon Seller Central, WooCommerce, HubSpot, Salesforce, Pipedrive, Gmail, Outlook, Slack, Notion, Airtable, QuickBooks, Gorgias, Zendesk, and 100+ more. If it has an API, we can connect it.

No retainer trap. The build fee is one-time. Your agents are yours — you own them outright. Optional care plans are available for monitoring, tuning, and continuous improvement. Most clients pick one up after 60 days once they see the ROI.

Every plan includes 30–90 days of post-launch support. If something breaks in that window, we fix it for free within 24 hours. After the support period, care plans cover ongoing maintenance. Current fleet uptime is 99.9%.

Yes. All agents run on your infrastructure or our SOC 2 Type II compliant infrastructure. We never store your customer data. Credentials are encrypted at rest, connections are authenticated via OAuth. We're GDPR compliant and sign DPAs on request.

Yes — service businesses are one of our strongest fits. Lead intake, quote follow-up, appointment scheduling, review collection, and front-desk triage all map cleanly to agents. We've shipped agents to dentists, HVAC contractors, medspas, and agencies.

READY TO RUN LEANER?

Your first agent could be live
in 14 days.

Book a 45-minute discovery call. We'll map your highest-leverage workflows and tell you exactly what we'd build — no obligation, no pitch deck, just a real conversation about where the hours are hiding.

  • Workflow audit — highest-leverage automation targets, ranked
  • Custom agent spec — exactly what we'd build for you
  • Integration map — every tool we'd connect, no surprises
  • Delivery timeline — locked, guaranteed, in writing
45 MIN · NO DECK · NO OBLIGATIONREAL ENGINEER · NOT AN SDR
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